Product Description
What could go wrong in 2024? You won't even be asking that question if you buy our 2024 ASR Survival Kit because you will literally be prepared for anything. We took our incredibly versatile Red $10 Nano-Shackle, put it in our sweet $15 Small Olive Green Weatherproof Plastic Case, affixed an alluring $2 ASR sticker to the front, crammed in an 8.4 FL OZ can of Red Bull for good measure, then priced everything at a ridiculous $17.99 - $2 cheaper than last year's model! You heard that right, we are giving inflation the Uno Reverse Card. Murder Hornets in 2024? Not likely, but you can whack them out of the sky with this survival kit. It's the perfect romantic gift for the one you love. Or you can buy one for every offroading enthusiast you know, and then kick back with your crew as we barrel towards 2024 knowing that you are even more prepared than people who just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.
